Chief Mojoe the Saint: Archive

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When you catch somebody performing sexual acts, no matter what they do in life you always refer to them as that “damn she saved 4 kids from a fire…but remember we saw her ass getting fucked at that party” “damn she became the president of the united states...but y’all remember that time we caught her sucking dick” I wonder if the fact that i only chose...

Jan 1st

i have a favorite shirt that i will pull out at a...

Dec 31st

haters gone hate

So I’m driving and turn right on to a street. This street takes me to the feeder road. I see everyone waiting in the right lane to turn, however there are two lanes. I ride, in the left lane, past everyone and begin the turn onto the feeder, into the LEFT lane. this guy had to be so mad he didn’t think of that, and that he waited in that long ass line for nothing, that he pulled...

Dec 31st

I NEED →

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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"I think this whole 2012 Scare is not going to be...

pianoacrossamerica: I was in Jackson, Wyoming and there I met a woman who owns her own Sound Spa. We became good friends and she invited me to a party 30 minutes outside of town. There I met so many amazing people. That is where I heard a girl say that quote above and I havent forgotten it since then.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

When super killers die in movies, you cant look away. They will get the fuck up and be gone.

Dec 29th

"oh"

if someone ever hits you back with a “oh” as a reply, i believe it could be one of three reasons. 1. Disagreement and/or insinuating you’re a dumb ass, which is also disagreement 2. They don’t give a fuck about what you just told them. 3. They just don’t know what to say back. They agree with you most likely, but they just don’t have a reply at the moment and...

Dec 29th

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Be Prepared-Scar

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Watch

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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one of my potnas (lol) golf me that his l…wtf…i know it typed in “told” but this autocorrect corrected that ho incorrectly to “golf”….back to the story, he told me his little sister, friend, half-sister, cousin, momma sent him a text saying she wants to fuck..i asked him, “so you gone do it” he replied “i think she might be ugly”...

Dec 26th

sometimes i read, sometimes i don’t

Dec 26th

that sudden pain you felt in your chest was me...

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

even though that video is funny, does the media always pick the black people to make fools of themselves, or does the media just choose the fools on the scene & black people always make fools of themselves anyway lol

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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dingane1: is it just me or does the novelty of a white person doing something black even on a mediocre level is heralded as the best thing ever?

Dec 23rd

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i know somebody made a gif or something for the...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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dreams

I keep having these dreams about me being back in new york. Nothing in particular happens. I’m just living there again. The latest one Chakory & Buchi were there too. We were meeting up somewhere and I woke up in Houston.

Dec 21st

that cat was so scared it couldn’t make that jump…wonder how many stories it fell.

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

best man?

So my brother got engaged in this ho. Apparently my mom knew all week because she helped him pick out the ring. She kept it from me just to keep it from me. So she could say, “oh I already knew” smh… So I found out today and I just know I’m the best man. I mean he got other friends and shit but they not best men. Ha. My cousin who I could see being the best man is...

Dec 20th

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fashion show

Dec 19th

nothing i hate more than..

chanceofreign: people reblogging/retweeting fake celebrity accounts: especially if its big sean, lauryn hill or wiz khalifa. you know they asses aint saying that corny ass shit, and yet you still reblog it. kills me every time.

Dec 19th